| "You 
        don't have to be a macher, To know that Birchot HaShachar,
 Are the Brachot that we say each day..."
 
 Our 
        Sages teach us that a Jew should try to say at least 100 Brachot 
        (blessings) a day.  Just 
        to get us started with a bang, the Talmud, (Tractate Brachot 60b), 
        lists a series of fifteen Brachot, most of which are Brachot of 
        Thanksgiving. 
        Tractate Menachot 43b, adds three more to the list. As a person 
        experiences the phenomena of the new day, he (she) should thank Hashem 
        for providing them. Nowadays, the Brachot are said together, 
        typically in the synagogue. (Many 
        Siddurim present these Brachot in an order very different 
        from that of the Talmud. There are also variations in the text. 
        Each version has its own tradition.) As 
        you follow along, you'll notice that these Brachot pretty much 
        have a logical order. The only problem is, you have to understand what 
        each Bracha really means.  So, 
        to do that, we've asked The Torah Tots to lend us some lyrics for each 
        Bracha. For those who have no rhythm, there's an accompanying commentary: 
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    |  | Boruch 
      .....Asher Nosan Lasechvi Vina ….Lehavchin Bayn Yom U'Vayn Loylaw.  "Blessed 
        are You…..Who gave the heart understanding to distinguish between day 
        and night."  
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    | "Like 
        when the cock-a-doodle-doo,
 Or your alarm clock wakens you,
 Bayn Yom U'Vain Loylaw is what we say!!!"
 
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    | Sleeping 
        and awakening is like the difference between day an night -- literally! 
        The Talmud teaches us that sleep is an experience like death. When 
        we awaken in the morning, Hashem has brought us back to life. In 
        Hebrew, the word "Sechvee" means both "rooster" 
        and "heart". When the rooster "cock-a-doodles" like 
        an alarm clock, it is the heart that understands that it is time to wake 
        up and serve the Creator. Therefore we thank Hashem, who gave our 
        hearts (and the rooster too!) the understanding to distinguish between 
        day and night.    | 
   
    |  | Boruch 
      .....Sheh-lo Ah-sah-ni Goy.  "Blessed 
        are You…..for making me proud to fulfill my obligations as a Jew."  
        
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    | "Chinese 
        ribs I would not spare,
 Italian clothes I'd surely wear,
 But Torah is my greatest joy,
 SHEH-LO AH-SAH-NI GOY!"
 
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    | A 
        Jew has been given a special mission in this world. With the Torah 
        to guide him (and her), a Jew is guided by the 613 Mitzvot.  Hashem 
        loves ALL mankind and a Jew must respect ALL of Hashem's creations. 
        This Bracha helps us understand that in this world Hashem 
        has chosen the Jewish people to guard the laws of His Torah. 
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    |  | Boruch.....Sheh-lo 
      Ah-sah-ni Aw-ved.  "Blessed 
        are You…..for not having made me a slave."  
        
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    | "I'll 
        shlep your bags,
 I'll do your dishes,
 I'll shine your shoes,
 If that your wish is,
 But to serve Hashem, I really love it,
 SHEH-LO AH-SAH-NI AW-VED!"
 
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    | First 
        we were real slaves in Egypt, then Hashem made us free... then 
        He made us servants again, only this time we became servants to 
        Hashem! What's the lesson? There's a big difference between spending 
        your day making bricks in the mud pits and spending the day fulfilling 
        Hashem's commandments. This Bracha reminds us that it is 
        an honor to fulfill Hashem's commandments!   | 
   
    |  | Males 
        say: Boruch..... 
        Sheh-lo Ah-sah-ni Isha.   "Blessed 
        are You…..for not having made me a woman." 
        
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    | "Wearing 
        Talit and Tefillin,
 Hashem commands a man's fulfillin',
 So many Mitzvot the Torah features,
 SHEH-LO AH-SAH-NI ISHA!"
 
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    | Let's 
        not take the translation for this one literally. There are many commandments 
        in the Torah that are the responsibility of a man, like Talit 
        and Tefillin. Laws like these keep the guys in line.  Just goes 
        to show you that women don't need all these extra Mitzvot to achieve 
        perfection like men do!   | 
   
    |  | Females 
        say:   Boruch..... 
        Sheh-aw-sani Kir-tzono.  "Blessed 
        are You.....for having made me according to His will."   | 
   
    | "This 
        Bracha is one just for girls,
 Who treat their Mitzvot just like pearls,
 Just watch the Shabbat candles glow,
 SHEH-AW-SANI KIR-TZONO!"
 
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    | Three 
        cheers for women... protectors of tradition... molders of character... 
        guardians of the family.  By nature, women are the more perfect of the 
        species. This Bracha is a tribute to the wise woman who understands 
        that we must strive to be what Hashem wants us to be... satisfied 
        with serving Hashem according to His will!   | 
   
    |  | Boruch.....Po-kay-ach 
      Iv-rim.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who gives sight to the blind."  
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    | "In 
        the morning when I rise,
 A world of colors fills my eyes,
 For pink, red, yellow, purple and green,
 PO-KAY-ACH IV-RIM!"
 
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    | Now 
        the Brachot follow the order of what we generally do to get ready 
        for our day... First we open our eyes  (blink a couple of times) and look 
        around, happy to have another day of life!   | 
   
    |  | Boruch.....Mal-bish 
      Ah-ru-mim.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who clothes the naked."  
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 "For 
          winter boots and furry hats,And when it snows my glove and cap,
 Protection from the cold it seems,
 MAL-BISH AH-RU-MIM!"
 
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    | Gotta 
        get dressed.  Here's thanks for all the cool clothes (including coat, 
        hat and even "Fruit Of The Looms!").     | 
   
    |  | Boruch.....Ma-tir 
      Ah-su-rim.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who releases the bound." 
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    | "When 
        my sleep is finished then,
 I stretch my arms and thank Hashem,
 For waking me up from my dreams,
 MA-TIR AH-SU-RIM!"
 
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    | Who doesn't 
        enjoy a good stretch and yawn in the morning? It gets you pumped up for 
        a great day!     | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Zokaif Kefufim.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who straightens the bent." 
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    | "Each 
        morning when I leave my bed,
 I stand up and I stretch my legs,
 I exercise them 1-2-3,
 ZOKAIF KEFUFIM!"
 
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    | Everybody 
        up, up, up... pop out of bed and stretch those legs... a few jumping jacks 
        won't hurt either. 
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    |  | Boruch… 
      Rokah Ha-aretz Al Hamayim.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who spreads out the earth upon the waters."  
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    | "Baruch 
        Hashem, dear fellows,
 The ground's not made of jello,
 ROKAH HA-ARETZ AL HAMAYIM!"
 
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    | You've 
        got two dominating surfaces in this world, water and earth. Water will 
        spread out over the earth, if you let it. Earth has no problem sinking 
        below the water if that's what water wants it to do. Of course, we wouldn't 
        want to walk around wearing flippers all day! So the next time you take 
        a solid step on the ground, thank Hashem for solid land!    | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Hamaichin Mitzadei Gaver.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who firms man’s footsteps." 
         
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    | "My 
        feet take me across the street,
 To school, to Shul and in between,
 My feet will always take me farther,
 HAMAICHIN MITZADEI GAVER!"
 
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    | Time to 
        take a couple of steps across the room. What a perfect time to thank Hashem 
        for the ability to put one foot in front of the other!    | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Sheh-ahsa Li Kol Tzorki.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who has provided me my every need."  
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    | "Just 
        imagine, skippers,
 If you walked around in flippers,
 SHEH-AHSA LI KOL TZORKI!"
 
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    | Speaking 
        of flippers, this Bracha is a tapper! Remember it the next time 
        you forget where your shoes are. There are people in poor countries who 
        walk around barefoot all day while we complain that mom won't buy us a 
        cool pair of sneakers. Baruch Hashem our feet are covered.    | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Oizer Yisroel Bigevura.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who girds Israel with might." 
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    | "Buttons, 
        snaps, zipper, buckles,
 Help to keep me warm and snuggled,
 Hashem will guard me from all trouble,
 OIZER YISROEL BIGEVURA!"
 
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    | "Gird" 
        what's a gird? It's really a play on words. "Gird" means belt. It also 
        means to protect. Just like a belt holds up your pants, Hashem 
        is the protector and supporter of Israel's strength.    | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Oiter Yisroel B’tif-ara.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who crowns Israel with splendor."  
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    | "With 
        a Kipah on my head,
 I'm ready now to serve Hashem,
 Like a crown so bright with splendor,
 OITER YISROEL B'TIF-ARA!"
 
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    | Wearing 
        a hat goes in and out of style for the rest of the world (an Indiana Jones 
        movie will always boost the industry!), but for a Jew, wearing a Yarmulka 
        is a sign of respect towards Hashem. A Jewish male mustn't walk 
        "Dalet Amot" (about three feet) or make a Bracha without 
        a Yarmulka on his head. 
         
   On the 
        heels of the Birchot Hashachar mentioned in the Talmud, 
        our Sages have added in a few more over the years to get you off to a 
        strong start. And speaking of "strong"...  | 
   
    |  | Boruch...Hanosayn 
      La-yaw-ayf Co-ach.  "Who 
        grants strength to the weary." 
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    | "Hashem 
        has given me the strength,
 To live my life a Torah mentsch,
 To learn in school with my moach, (brain)
 HANOSAYN LA-YAW-AYF CO-ACH!"
 
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    | Hashem 
        gives you the strength to start off the day. That includes the will to 
        get through the day. Now, will you use that free will to make good or 
        bad choices? Will you make this world a better place? Will you waste your 
        day? Will you study Torah and do Mitzvot and be kind to 
        others? Only you can make those important choices. So, use your power 
        of choice wisely!!    | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Hamavir Shayna May-aynoi Ooh-snuma May-ahf-ah-poi.  "Blessed 
        are You… Who removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." 
        
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    | As we 
        take care of our most basic needs each morning, it is important to remember 
        that we are created in Hashem's image. Each and every one of us 
        has a very special gift, a Neshoma, a soul. The soul is wrapped 
        carefully in a beautiful wrapping, made specially for us. It is our body! 
        We show respect for this precious soul by keeping our bodies clean. The 
        Talmud (Tractate Shabbos 50b) teaches that a person should 
        wash his face, hands and feet every day in honor of his Creator in Whose 
        likeness he was formed.    
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    |  | .......Sheh-targi-laynu 
      B'torah-techa V'dahb-kaynu B'mitzvo-techa............  "And 
        may it be your will, Hashem, my G-d, that You accustom me to 
        (study) your Torah and attach me to your Mitzvot ……. 
         
        
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    | We 
        ask Hashem to send us off with a good start! Everyone knows that 
        when you get a good start, chances are you'll keep up the momentum. Therefore, 
        we pray that Hashem will give us the extra push to do Mitzvot 
        and study Torah. Of course, a little extra dose of common sense 
        will help us avoid mistakes, bad judgement and arguments during the day. 
        So we ask Hashem to steer us away from confrontation and bad influences. 
         This 
        prayer, and the words that follow, are connected to the Bracha "...Who 
        removes sleep from my eyes...." They form one long Bracha, ending 
        with the following Bracha:   | 
   
    |  | Boruch… 
      Gomail Chasadim Tovim L'ahmo Yisroel.  " 
        ………….Blessed are You….. Who bestows benificent kindness upon His people 
        Israel."  
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 Our Sages 
        teach us that Hashem is constantly performing acts of kindness 
        for the people of Israel. As we go about our daily lives, behind the scenes, 
        Hashem is protecting us from our enemies, fighting off diseases, 
        arranging for money to arrive just in the nick of time, steering rain 
        clouds in another direction, making sure that a drunk driver takes a different 
        street, keeping Sadaam Hussein and other wicked people occupied so they 
        can't gang up on Israel, and making a bird fly past your house so the 
        mosquito with a big appetite doesn't sting you.  We must 
        take the time to think about all the wonderful kind acts that Hashem 
        bestows upon us. Big or small, the Creator of the Universe knows our every 
        move and watches over each and every one of us.  | 
   
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    | Heart 
        | Gentile | Slave 
        | Woman | His Will | 
        Blind Clothes | Bound | Upright 
        | Waters | Footsteps 
        | Needs
 Strength | Crowns 
        | Weary | Sleep | 
        Accustom | Kindness
 
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